I just love saying, "Tenga Hoe!" But it's not really a greeting, it's a tool.
Specifically, it's a tool from a gardening friend who has forgotten more than I know. It's a great tool for potted plants: cleaning them, weeding in them, breaking up soil in them, fighting off both spiders and hungry children!
It's been a freakin' godsend for potted plants. And it's amazing for weeding the raised beds outside too!